Fish don't eat melon

Originally published in 2011, but sadly still relevant.
1 – Fish don’t eat melon skins so please don’t throw them in the sea.
2 – We know your huge great noise, air and sea polluting boat is faster than ours, you don’t need to get so close to us, at speed, to prove it.
3 – TM – you need more patrol boats out there – perhaps with regular wardens on – they at least can write some tickets out. No point forcing a licence on sea goers if no policing is in place.
4 – Teenagers – stop jumping off cliffs into the sea. It’s been done. It’s not safe. It’s not the only way to get a free helicopter ride.
5 – Party boats – go where there are no other boats. Your passengers are surely too drunk to know / care if anyone is around them.
6 – Seaside eateries – we know your season is short, but not as short as people’s holidays. Please don’t overcharge. There’s a lot of coast and a lot of Summer. Play nicely.
7 – Vodafone / GO / Melita – can we have voice and data coverage all around the islands please?
8 – There’s a market for a shop-ship selling fruit and veg and bread, milk and papers at the weekends….
9 – There’s a market for watertaxi’s from the shore to boats – I would offer, but my dinghy skills are laughable.

Have a look at this graphic before you throw anything in the sea


Monique Chambers

Monique started indulge in 2011 and has since created Indulge Me GIFT and Indulge Me FOOD and volume 1 of The Artists Directory - Malta. A marketing professional by trade, Monique's passion is to promote local talent and Malta in general. Free time is her biggest indulgence, when she can tinker in her craft room or the kitchen, or be selfish with a book, the sofa and good glass of wine (of course, wearing something beautiful and with freshly coiffed hair!)

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